I'm a beautiful unique individual. Why doesn't anyone understand me?

I like to sleep a lot. I also like to eat Doritos and howl like a wolf. Sometimes I like to make lion noises. Some days I just want to pour my milk on the floor and lick it up instead of putting it in a cup. Sometimes I like to punch holes in the wall and then cover the hole with vomit and excrement. No one seems to like me though. They always say im "retarded" and make fun of me. Why is this?